10 Reasons It's Great To Not Be Pregnant

1. My back doesn't hurt if I sit too long, stand too long, lay down wrong, etc.
2. I don't have to pee every 30 minutes all day long, and can drink a glass of water right before going to bed without worrying that it'll keep me up all night.
3. No heartburn.
4. I can pop my back again.
5. I can easily clip or paint my toenails.
6. I can get up from a horizontal position without any help or extreme effort.
7. I can lie down on my stomach again.
8. No worrying that stretch marks are on their way.
9. A larger variety in my wardrobe.
10. Nobody gets mad at me if I try to carry something heavier than a grapefruit.